Sunday, March 16, 2008

THE HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY RUNS OUT OF POTTING COMPOST

I've discovered something interesting.

All Martians start life with 2,428,272,000 seconds in hand - which they can live in any order they choose.

After that, time must be consecutive.


I think I'll go for a walk.
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The horticultural society is changing suppliers; so its stocks are low. It only has compost for cuttings.
Ming bought an electric toothbrush yesterday and has been cleaning earth from the wrinkles in his face.

He looks much better; less like a music stave.

There are seventy-seven years in 2,428,272,000 seconds.

I asked Ming how many he's got left.

He wouldn't say.
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